Our relationship is rather new. We have only been together for a few weeks since I was recently “adopted” from the Verizon Store. My owner has been rather disappointed with me lately. She complains to all of her friends that I am supposed to have such amazing quality, yet I seem to appear weaker than her last phone. I am the newest addition! How could this be possible? Whenever we go to take pictures together, she never likes to save them. “They’re too blurry,” she says. Shes also mad that I, unlike her old phone, have no home button. It is a new concept for her, but I think she will adapt to it, as she has many times before in similar situations.

We tend to spend most of our time together, nonetheless. She is either calling her family at home or watching strange, yet hilarious videos with me. My only wish is that she would explore my new settings that were not on any of her old phones. I have a dark background option now! Yet she hasn’t put in the time to explore all of my secrets. I feel bad that she is not impressed with my new designs. I feel like a mistake. My brand appears to be thriving, yet I’m falling behind. My owner tells me about all of the good times that she used to have with her old phone. How they would go on many adventures together and take pictures everywhere. Yet now, she will only take screenshots on me. We don’t get any photo shoots together. Our relationship feels very distant. I wish I could accommodate to her needs. Hopefully an update will change me soon. Wish me luck.

~ i phone 11